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Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in Family Guy and all related characters, episodes and quotes are a copyright 1 Stewie Loves Lois; 2 Mother Tucker; 3 Hell Comes to Quahog; 4 Saving a Village Idiot, and I Married One; 18 Meet the Quagmires; 19 External links. "Meet the Quagmires" is the 18th and final episode of the fifth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. sneak into the dance to prevent the kiss that caused Lois to fall in love with Quagmire. . Wikiquote has quotations related to. Family Guy () Family Guy: Meet the Quagmires () Family Guy () Seth Quotes. [the Jetsons opening sequence is shown, but when Jane leaves with George's If you are a child of the 80's, YOU WILL LOVE THIS EPISODE!.
Peter then does a fake yawn, stretches his arms out, and puts one around Meg] Meg: Dad, what are you doing? Meg, I'm a redneck. Which means I am about to do something to you that you will not remember until you're Meg, come back here! We now return to Carl Sagan's Cosmos, edited for Rednecks. Just how old is our planet?
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Scientists believe it's [voiceover] hundreds and hundreds of years old. If you look at the bones of a [voiceover] Jesus [normally]-osaurus rex, it's clear by the use of carbon dating that- [voiceover] Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made. Hey, Bill, you up for a little bowling? I swiped some money out of Lois' purse. I don't think she'll notice, 'cause she's here, humping you?! How do you think it works? I have no idea.
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Look, Lois told me I had to start using the toilet and you're the one who's had potty training, so I'm counting on you to help me. All right, we're two intelligent guys.
We can figure this out. What's that big back part? Maybe that's where the wizard lives who operates this thing.
It would be wise not to anger him. I wonder what this thing is for. Brian, be careful with that.
And I won't let Quagmire, or any man, she-male, robot, or sentient robot, curious about its own existence keep us apart! Meg, stop staring at Mr. I'm sorry Peter, I'm afraid she has her father's libido. What can I say?
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Chris, Meg, and Stewie: Death, oh thank God you're here! Listen, you gotta send me back in time again, so I can marry Lois! Man, it's been a busy day. Oh my God, Peter, you can't marry Lois!
I don't know who any of those people are.Family Guy - Quagmires Children
Hey, did you guys hear on the news about President Gore hunting down and killing Osama Bin Laden with his bare hands? Man, the perfect hiding spot.
The one place no one would look. He's funny, like him. And musician Harry Connick Jr.
Wow, what a show. And now, ladies and gentleman, heeeeeeeeeere's Chevy! Oh God, Brian, we messed up bad! We messed up real bad! Death, that was totally worth it!
It was even better than the time I stumbled into that fat, lonely women's club. He holding a map, and announces for help] Peter: Uh, 'scuse me, can I have directions to the Providence Civic Center? Do you like cake?