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Ron decides to hang himself from the fluorescent light, but his weight causes the light to break. Seconds later, a man named Freddie Shapp Dylan Baker enters. He pulls Ron back up and later takes him to a diner to discuss with him a job offer in the city.

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

The Global News Network station is set to have a hour news program, which Ron thinks is a stupid idea. Freddie then shows him an envelope with what would be his weekly salary, causing Ron to exclaim, "By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

Ron first goes to pick up former co-worker and sportscaster Champion "Champ" Kind David Koechnerwho was fired from his news team for being a racist misogynist. He now owns a fried chicken joint called "Whammy! Chicken", though Ron points out that the chicken is really bat meat.

Ron tells Champ about the new job offer, and Champ is on board. Next, Ron and Champ pick up their old field reporter Brian Fantana Paul Ruddwho has done well for himself photographing kittens. He likes the idea of live nude strip clubs in New York City, and he joins the two. Brian informs Ron and Champ that Brick died. Next up to say a few words is Brick, who is very much alive. He starts yelling and crying to the heavens until his three friends have to remind him that he is alive.

On the road to the Big Apple, the gang starts reminiscing about funny stories from their past. Brick tells stories about a dream he had, which none of the others get.

Brian then points out that nobody is driving the RV, but Ron thinks that because it is set on cruise control, the RV will drive itself. The RV then steers itself off the road, causing the gang to fly around, while Ron's very misplaced items a deep fry oil cooker, a terrarium of scorpions, and a bag of bowling balls fly all over the place and injure them all.

Freddie shows them around where they find all the regular newscasters, including their top prime time star, Jack Lime James Marsden. The guys are mesmerized by his good looks, though he makes mean comments to Ron about him staring at him. Jack plays it off as a joke, but he obviously doesn't like Ron.

Freddie then takes the guys to meet their new boss Linda Jackson Meagan Good. The guys are surprised to see that she's an African-American woman who is in charge, but she makes it clear that she will not take any crap from them. She sends them out, annoyed with their childishness and sexism.

Freddie tells the guys that they have an apartment booked on the upper east side and that they're in charge of the graveyard shift amwhich they're none too pleased with. Her boss June Diane Raphael is annoyed with Chani's incompetence and answers the phone herself.

Chani proves to be just as dimwitted and awkward as Brick, which creates a mutual attraction between the two. Ron goes to visit Veronica to patch things up with her, only to discover that she is now seeing a psychologist named Gary Greg Kinnear. Ron is annoyed with Gary, and he throws a punch at him, but Gary dodges it, leading Ron to assume that Gary has mind powers. Ron holds a gift meant for Veronica, but, due to his newfound jealousy, he gives it to Walter.

It's lingerie for Veronica, but he makes Walter think it's a superhero cape. Ron leaves after making insulting comments to both Veronica and Gary. Jack then proceeds to coolly do the news.

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Later, Ron makes a comment that Jack isn't so great, which Brick says out loud, angering Jack. He and Ron form a challenge - if Ron and his team fail to beat Jack's ratings, they will leave the city, but if they succeed, Jack has to legally change his name to Jack Lame.

He accepts the challenge. The guys have a hard time finding things to report on during their time slot. Ron says that they ought to report on things that people want to hear as opposed to what they need to hear. Freddie likes the idea, and the gang agrees to go through with it. On their way out, Brick runs into Chani again.

They have another awkward exchange interrupted when Chani's boss comes in with phone messages from a week ago that Chani decided to mail to her. This turns into a screaming match when Brick yells at the woman to leave Chani alone because they thinks she's going to set Chani on fire. Chani is actually canned, but she doesn't care as she agrees to go on a date with Brick. On their first night broadcasting the news, which the narrator describes as becoming history in the making, Ron kicks it off by addressing how great America is.

This gets people's attention from all around the city. Linda sees this one and immediately rushes off to the station, fuming at the gang's broadcast. Ron threatens to hit her if she were a man, and she challenges him to go ahead and do it.

He then hesitates to do so, and then gets kneed in the nuts by her, sending him to the floor squealing like a child, and he and the guys are fired. Kench meets with Linda and Freddie to tell them that Ron's team pulled in higher ratings than Jack has.

Linda regrettably tells Kench that she fired them. Freddie goes to the guys' apartment and tells them that they are rehired.

During their run, they become celebrities, endorsing several products Brick does a butter commercial at one point and bringing in great ratings.

Jack even goes through with the name change, which he is ashamed to say on live TV. Linda, turned on by Ron's new celebrity status, tries to make a pass at him, telling him to make weird animal noises. He is unsure of how to go about this and he thinks he's been raped, though he is not too bothered by it.

Brick tells the guys he's going on a date with Chani, even though he has no idea what a date entails. Brian offers some help by pulling some condoms out of his "jimmy closet". Brick later goes out with Chani to a laundromat.

They stand in front of a soda machine and drink can after can of soda. Chani asks Brick if he's ever kissed anybody, to which he says only people on TV and his Planet of the Apes toys. The two share their first kiss, which gets weird, though nobody seems mind it. Meanwhile, Ron and Linda have dinner together, where Ron loudly tells everybody that he's going to have sex with a black woman for the first time. Kench finds out that Ron and Brian want to do a story called "Death From Above", which is a report on the failing Koala Airlines business.

He tells Linda about it and wants her to see to it that she can get Ron to pull the story, suggesting they try out some synergy. Linda takes Ron to dinner with her family. He makes a terrible impression by explicitly discussing his and Linda's sex life, along with using stereotypical jive talk.

To top it off, he calls them all "pipe-hitting bitches", leading Linda's father to kick him in the head. On their cab ride home, Linda informs Ron that they're going to pull the "Death From Above" story, and suggests synergy to Ron.

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What follows is Ron trying to spend time with Walter. He curses in front of him and tells him that the only thing he should be afraid of is voodoo, and that he should never go to Haiti.

Veronica hears of this and is pissed at Ron since Walter can't sleep after that. She also reminds Ron that Walter has a science fair the next day, and she wants him to attend. Ron gets tense over what's been going on, especially as Jack reports that Veronica is set to interview a foreign dignitary over talks of world peace.

He also tells Brian that they want to pull the "Death From Above" story. Ron starts taking out his frustrations on them, eventually yelling at Brick. This sends the others over the edge, and Brian punches Ron in the face. He, Champ, and Brick then leave Ron alone. When Ron has nothing to report, he gets word of a car chase going on.

Despite this not being actual news, he goes on air to do this story, just as Veronica is set to do her big interview. The narrator says car chases would become a big deal in the 80's.

The ratings for GNN start climbing as Ron does his story, playing on the excitement of the chase as it develops. This also disrupts Veronica's interview as WBC shows more interest in the car chase. By the time the chase ends, Ron has delivered a new ratings high for the station, leading to a big celebration. Unfortunately, he misses Walter's science fair, leaving the boy disappointed. A celebration is held for Ron as he plays the flute while skating to a crowd.

His old friends refuse to continue watching him bask in his glory, and they leave. She was trying to set me on fire. I was given them. Last night a bird chased me and I wished it was you. Can we go to a date? Dear God, please help me pull this off. I swear, if you help me, I will…I will become a monk. I will shave my head and become a monk in your dedica… No. Who are we kidding? Oh, did you hear? Ron and his news team simply thought they were making the news more fun. Little did they know they were changing the course of broadcast history forever.

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I thought I had you. I will give you number two. Back to you, Ron. The wind has…is really windy. Brick, can you hear me? Brick, do you think there is any danger to the average person out there?

I saw a woman, and her dog was not…never touched the ground. It looked like she was walking a dog balloon. And for our eighth and final animal story of the night. Look at that little guy! He was having some fun. You were electric, Ron! That just felt right! You sure were, Brick.

You did and amazing, great job. What the hell was that?! Take it easy, Linda. We were just trying something new. You changed the format of the entire show without consulting me? We just done went and brought it! You are all terminated immediately! Take your best shot! I have five brothers, and two of them are defensive backs in the NFL, so come on! You want me to do it? Is he a chicken? Are you a chicken? Ron, just do what men have been doing for thousands of years and punch the woman.

Here comes the Toledo Express. You sound like a balloon. Pull yourself together, man.

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They saw my pee-pee! The eighth grade boys saw my pee-pee! Did you say that they saw your pee-pee? In the locker room, they saw my pee-pee! You just knocked him back into fifth grade. Get him out of here! Bugger me with a didgeridoo. Thank God for the 2: What are you talking about? His team start at a point two, and then they finish at a five point six?

How is that even possible?

anchorman 2 brick and chani meet the robinsons

Who are these guys? Oh, well, they…they no longer work for us. Well, guys, it goes without saying I owe you gentlemen an apology. I dragged you out here and this thing was a disaster from the word go. Brian, any idea what you might do next?

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Gonna head back to L. I got a good group of buddies out there. Simpson, Phil Spector, Robert Blake. Sounds like a fun crew. We go out cruising chicks. I love that name. You should get it on the back of matching jackets. I, uh…got some news. Uh…forget I was even here. Forget that GNN wants you back for a prime time slot and a raise in pay. Quit yanking our penises, Freddie! Quit yanking our anuses. I mean, people love what you did.

By the bed pan of Gene Rayburn! This fame was a rocket ship. A rocket ship that had free drinks and topless stewardesses. Thank God for the events, thank me for the news. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, you heard the man. Can Father Ron please shut his mouth for just half a second? This is against everything that I have worked for my entire life.

Oh, honey, come on. Butter is nutritious and it tastes great. Did you know they were gonna have that? I love it when you do cooking segments. You feel that right away. You know what would make this great day even better? Please come in and shut the door. If this is about sweeps, um…I think Brian Fantana found an outstanding story.